spud has not received any gifts yet
As a basic principle, a man has the responsibility to provide three things for himself and his family.
To put a good roof over their heads.
To put good food on the table.
To have a good bed to sleep in.
Everything else is luxury.
Jelly Jean, oh Jelly Jean, 600 pounds of beauty queen.
Jelly Jean, oh Jelly Jean, biggest slice of cutey pie I ever seen.
Now Jelly Jeans ma guitar, and meetin’ her was fate.
I saw her through the window man I thought that she looked great.
I take her out to play at night and boy does she sound…
Texas hold’em blues.
Came right out of 4th street, two ladies in my arms.
Took a chance on lady luck, to show me all her charms.
Meet me at the river, i’ll treat you right.
Meet me at the river baby, holding you tight.
Meet me at the river, i’ll treat…Continue
Let’s give the punk a cheer.
So now you’re standin’ in my shoes and I’m the also ran,
Don’t fret yourself you two bit punk, you’re welcome to the clan.
I wish I’d never met her, hey, I’m your biggest fan,
Cos’ all the time she’s kissin’ you, she’s makin’ up a plan.
Soon she’ll start complainin’, she hasn’t…Continue